i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
