People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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