Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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