You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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