Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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