belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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