physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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