Can Purell be used as lube?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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