I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
