my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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