you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
where are my eyebrows?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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