Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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