so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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