Pants 0. Shit 1.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
