do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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