actually, I'm a sock model
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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