I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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