Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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