i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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