hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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