I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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