i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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