Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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