oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
please come you make the beer taste better
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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