I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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