so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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