But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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