are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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