I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Two words: nipple clamps
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