So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize
