i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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