oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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