Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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