So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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