Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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