i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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