You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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