why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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