aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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