dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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