we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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