Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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