Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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