i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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