Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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