I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she smelled like a LAN party
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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