I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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