You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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