I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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