Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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