the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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