Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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