This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is Oprah even human
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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