my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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