hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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